I really do love the user name ‘hopeless‘. Here’s what the university’s course enrollment system just told me:

You have been successfully enrolled in 04-05-FESM Generic Skills Training Programme (research) (FESMGST-04-05) as hopeless. Click ok to continue.

Starting off a course as hopeless perhaps isn’t the best start. Eircom’s webmail service used to tell me:

If you’re not hopeless, click here