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Corporate Double-speak

I got this email at work today…

Note: If a SEMP UI/Common Dopo deployer must consciously choose to use/leverage TOM, then make sure you have both a DEU with SEMP UI/Common Dopo as well as a DEU with TOM.
* acronyms changed

What?! It’s like a rejected scene from Office Space. Please shoot me if I ever write like that. I haven’t a notion what this guy is telling me (and from subsequent emails, neither did anyone else).